Eargasms

Theres much debate lately on the subject of using audio to create feelings, sensations and emotions within the human body. I personally have used a program called Idoser a few times with mixed results. If you didn't know Idoser is a program that uses sound to synchronize brainwaves to achieve desired effects. Their web site describes it as such:

"I-Doser Labs is the leading producer of Binaural Brainwave CDs, MP3s, and computer-based Binaural Brainwave Doses. Using proven, scientific, and safe methods of synchronizing your brainwaves; a simulated state can be achieved through the use of our advanced audio CDs, MP3s, or the I-Doser Player Application for Personal Computers. Our Binaural process has been refined with years of research and development. With thousands of satisfied users, the I-Doser Labs CDs, MP3s, and Computer-Based Applications continue to lead the industry as the only safe and effective method to achieve a simulated mood or experience."
http://www.i-doser.com/

Overall I did like this and thought it was a useful tool, that is until last night. I was on the message board of some random seedy site when i stumbled upon a product called Jackpot: no hands. Apparently this is a sound file that uses hypnosis and relaxation techniques to put the user into a trance like state and then arouse them to the point where the user will orgasm on command...all hands free. I have not used this myself (yet) but if its true this has to be the single greatest thing EVER. The author of this, Isabella Vallentine claims that this amazing effect is produced by "mostly focuses on feelings and the kinesthetic aspect to help you achieve trance in a completely different way. Also includes binaural audio sounds and beautiful whispers to deepen your trance." In addition this product uses "Erotic hypnosis, arousal triggers, cum command, no-hands ejaculation, surrender, reliving sexual fantasies, tease and denial, and so much more!" I know what your thinking, this cant be legit, however this has garnered so much praise and critical reception that she has recorded two additional sequels. The only negative I see in this is that they are kinda pricey (about $35 unless you...um "acquire" them through other means). It also works on both genders

Lets be honest here, people who have fulfilling sex lives are generally happier and the majority of the population already masturbates so why not give into our urges and embrace the feelings that most of crave through out our days. All with out the hassles and stress associated with the dating game. Sure sex is one of the greatest experiences but this could possibly be the next best thing check it out here.

Speaking on the subject, does world masturbation day still exist? If not, Im bring it back. nuff said

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Love Scrubs...porn?

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The Wunder Weener!!!

God i love shitty as seen on tv products, this has to be one of the worst products and worst presentations I have ever seen. I do love hotdogs but the urge to stick my dick in this makes it a horrible idea for me to buy this.
Check out the video below (the montage at the end is wunderful!)

Sham(e) Wow!!!

I'm not going to post a lot about the Sham-wow fiasco. everyone has heard about it already. If you haven't, heres a brief overview of the story

"Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach in February for hitting Sasha Harris. Shlomi was kissing Sasha Harris, who he hired for sex, when she bit into his tongue.

Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. Shlomi and Harris were arrested for felony aggravated battery. The prosecutors refused to prosecute Shlomi and Harris. Shlomi said he paid Harris $1000 for the sex session. Police recovered $930 from Harris’ purse."

Crazy shit right, but i would have done the same thing. If im paying a grand for sex the last thing i need is my tongue bitten off. Bitch deserved it...although he is pretty much the worlds largest douche.

Either way i found some pictures care of TMZ of the damage he did on her. Im only going to post a couple (legal copyright reasons) but head on over to http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/30/shamwow-pitchmans-alleged-victim to check out the rest of the photos.

Oh and BTW you'll love my nuts!!! (0:56 into the video after the photos)

Craziest site ever period

Yesterday i posted a picture of a "You can shave the baby" doll. As disturbing as this is, today i hunted down the source. It turns out it was a piece of progressive art produced by a art space in Warsaw named Raster. Even though i was saddened by not being able to purchase said doll, the website for this guy displays some of the most disturbing artwork ive ever seen including "Lego Concentration Camp", a Miniture body building set for children, a delievery bed playkit for girls, and some creepy photography among other things. the link to the site is http://www.raster.art.pl/gallery/artists/libera/prace.htm. visit at your own risk... Later tonight ill make an attempt at some of the lego work and post it if successful. Some pictures follow of some of his "artwork"

The next show will be about a mexican employed as a job consultant

As many of my friends know, I'm a huge fan of The Whitest Kids U' Know. I hadn't seen this one until recently but it has quickly became one of my favorites.
Enjoy

This is a really old post that i had a couple years back on another site but i figure ball sweat isn't an issue that's going away anytime soon. also i guess they now call these TENA Men Protective Guards and the new site is at http://www.tena.us/Men/Products/Product-range/ .... you know in case you could use this.

Either way here is the original post...

So today I'm watching some TV and a commercial comes on with this hardcore hells angel type biker talking about sweating, rashes and odors coming from his private region. To combat this he now uses male pads to prevent his Sutherland from stanking, and now he can confidently play with his children or hug his wife after riding his bike because of these pads. So I think to myself this has to be some kind of joke, but no after researching this product, it does exist and i guess bikers are the best group to advertise this.
These pads are made by a company called Serenity, who also makes adult diapers. On their website they describe the product as such:

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Serenity® for MEN

..> ..> Serenity® for MEN is a revolutionary product anatomically designed for men. This product features a Dry Fast Core™ - with superabosrbents that lock in liquid quickly. The soft, cloth-like outer cover provides comfort and discretion. With the addition of OdaSorb Plus™ to help control odor, Serenity for MEN delivers on 3 key consumer needs: protection, comfort and discretion.

The best part about this is that on the companies web site(http://www.serenity.com/) you can order free samples for all there products. So I say to you, order yourself and some friends some samples of these fine products and say perhaps give some to your friendly local bikers and watch hilarity ensue, or maybe get some adult diapers and shit yourself in random public places and watch for crowd reasons. Or maybe use it to control that ball sweat. Either way enjoy you crazy kids.

Peace and much love

Creationism

I am the lord and savior of this blog, buuuut chances are it will burn in hell anyways. This is basically a place for me to post up the random shit I find daily while im supposed to be working. Honestly its either this or sleeping and i cant have my boss catching me asleep. No not again.