Friday, March 27, 2009


This is a really old post that i had a couple years back on another site but i figure ball sweat isn't an issue that's going away anytime soon. also i guess they now call these TENA Men Protective Guards and the new site is at http://www.tena.us/Men/Products/Product-range/ .... you know in case you could use this.

Either way here is the original post...

So today I'm watching some TV and a commercial comes on with this hardcore hells angel type biker talking about sweating, rashes and odors coming from his private region. To combat this he now uses male pads to prevent his Sutherland from stanking, and now he can confidently play with his children or hug his wife after riding his bike because of these pads. So I think to myself this has to be some kind of joke, but no after researching this product, it does exist and i guess bikers are the best group to advertise this.
These pads are made by a company called Serenity, who also makes adult diapers. On their website they describe the product as such:

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Serenity® for MEN
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Serenity® for MEN is a revolutionary product anatomically designed for men. This product features a Dry Fast Core™ - with superabosrbents that lock in liquid quickly. The soft, cloth-like outer cover provides comfort and discretion. With the addition of OdaSorb Plus™ to help control odor, Serenity for MEN delivers on 3 key consumer needs: protection, comfort and discretion.

The best part about this is that on the companies web site(http://www.serenity.com/) you can order free samples for all there products. So I say to you, order yourself and some friends some samples of these fine products and say perhaps give some to your friendly local bikers and watch hilarity ensue, or maybe get some adult diapers and shit yourself in random public places and watch for crowd reasons. Or maybe use it to control that ball sweat. Either way enjoy you crazy kids.

Peace and much love

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