Evgeni-Plushenko-Sex-Bomb?

Evgeni Plushenko, aka the largest douche in all of mother Russia, is the main reason I watched mens figure skating this year in the Olympics, with the hopes of his failure and/or falling...alot. After watching his interview where he talks about his "enemies,"Although I blame NBC for the Russia is bad tone of this video) he became elite douchbag status in my book. Check Out the interview below for yourself. Warning, his bowl cut mullet combination is pretty sexy.

Thank god he didn't get the gold this year. I don't think his ego could have handled it. The video I'm about to show you is what happened after he won his last Olympic Gold medal. Please please please, will one of his "enemies" take him out so this never happens again? Enjoy the video, I'm off to the barber shop to get a Plushenko.

Justice...With a side order of spaghetti!

I would prolly like the newer Batman movies alot more if this kid was starring in them.

Bearsharktopus!!!

I wish this existed! Make it happen science, now!

Too Soon?

While looking at dive sites for spring break I noticed a little problem. God Haiti, even your links are destroyed!

Best Prank Ever!

Im totally going to do this to my roommate once he gets out of the shower. Best prank ever! Anyone know what crazy language this is in?



Also if you've never seen it before, check out PrankVote. They have a bunch of hilarious videos of pranks they've pulled on their roommate. Here is one of my favorites.

What would you do for SuperBowl tickets?

A friend of mine showed me this the other day. Im sure I would do many of things to get my hands on a Super Bowl ticket, but one of my "boys?" No thanks. Im sure this is fake, but amazing none the less.
Via Fail Blog

If you wanna hang with us, NO CUSSING!

I'm really surprised I haven't posted this yet! I know its old news, but its still one of my favorite videos of all time. Meet Mr. McGay McKay Hatch (aka the most cyberfucking bullied kid in America), your average 15 year old kid. McKay decided he was fed up with all the motherfucking foul language his friends used and decided to start a no cussing club. This is all fine and well, however soon the club blew up in numbers, spawning off worldwide clubs, his own website, a book deal, and even inspiring some cities to make laws against profanity. If the first amendment isnt your thing(Its super old so doesn't count anymore!) feel free to check out his AMAZING 90'S THROWBACK WEBSITE here. (psst: The username/password for the members section is member/welcome, how creative!) If you don't want all the trouble of signing up for your free gift, dont worry, Ive included your very own membership certificate at the bottom to hang on your wall or mother's fridge!

In addition to the amazing work sir Hatch has done, he is also has a pretty sweet rap career ahead of him and created the following video to promote his group. Warning, shit gets pretty real in it and he has a tendency to flail is arms around randomly like an epileptic. (around 1:21 he throws down hardcore!)



Wow! Right? I wonder what our old friend Tourettes Guy would have to say about ol' McKay?


Much better! If you enjoyed this feel free to add McKay Hatch himself on Facebook and, you know, leave him some nice, clean, encouraging comments. As promised here is your very own certificate of membership into the No Cussing Club! Also as a bonus, a better remix of his shitty motherfucking rap song!

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Update: I just found a video of him performing the song live!!

The Midnight Beast - Walk With Us Skit

I found this on The World Of Joe, an amazing blog from the vocalist of Patent Pending (Band from the last post). Anywho, I played this so much last night that my roommate almost slit my throat. Hope this isn't the last post I get to write!

ZOMG! PATENT PENDING! NEW VIDEO!!!

I know that this really isn't a music blog, unless the music is horrible or ridiculously funny of course. Sorry but this post isn't going to be one of those. One of my favorite bands, Patent Pending just released a new video. Its amazing, so I'm going to post it. If your not familiar with Patent Pending, they are an amazing band from Long Island known for their crazy shows and great music. Ive been lucky enough to meet these guys a few times at shows, trust me, amazing times. Check out their music on Itunes or their Myspace. Either way heres their new "Jersy Shore" themed video of the song "Drop Dead" off of their latest album "Attack of the Awesome" Enjoy!

Candy Flowchart!!!! With bonus "Fast Food" flowchart!

Why wasn't this available when I was a kid????? Also below is a fast food edition.
Via: Top Cultured

What Should I Eat, Candy Edition (Click image to enlarge)

Where Should I Eat, Fast Food Edition (Click image to enlarge)

Shave the bush to make the tree look taller!

Apparently YouTube thinks they know me all too well. As I logged onto the site I noticed they had some video suggestions for me including this one on how to shave my groin. Are they trying to hint something to me? The best thing is, this video is made by Gillette. Of course this isn't the first major razor company to make a video like this but I've decided to pass this video onto you anyways. For the other video (this ones a classic song for the ladies!) click here. Enjoy!!!

Titty Bear!!!!

Hey ladies, are you tired of that annoying seat belt gnawing into your chest every time your behind the wheel? Perhaps you yearn for a pleasant plush groping feeling while driving. If this applies to you, go pick your self up a Titty Tiddy Bear today! Actually if you really think you have a need for this product, do us all a favor and burn your license, we don't need anymore idiots out on the road.

Enjoy!

Yahoo Answers As Of Late

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Andy Dick Arrested!

In recent not so shocking celebrity news comedian Andy Dick was arrested early this morning for sexual abuse (of a guy?). According to the arrest documents, he was drinking in a West Virginia bar, approached a man and "unexpectedly and without invitation grabbed the victim's crotch, repeatedly groping then kissing him." Also surprisingly this isn't his first sexual abuse charge, as he is currently on probation for a previous incident in California in 2008. It that case he pulled a teenager's top down outside of a Buffalo Wild Wings, however pleaded down to a lesser charge of battery. Oh Andy Dick, I guess I was right to add you in my previous article on Sex Offenders last year. Read more about this story and the arrest documents on TMZ

Worst Parodies Ever! What the Bob?

When I was a poor little Asian boy there was an artist you may of heard of by the name of Weird Al Yankovic, and I loved him. His parodies were well thought out, cleaver, and hilarious thus were highly popular and successful. These days from time to time there still exists some amazing parody editions of popular songs (Go Cops for example)but what Im about to show you is definitely not one of these. The videos you are about to witness are funny only due to the horrible production values, their awkward casts, and painful performances by those in them. They don't even deserve a place on this piece of shit I call a blog. Who you may ask, would even think about putting something this humiliating online? Those responsible are a group of teenagers from Batesville (??????? Where??????) who go by the name What The Bob. Why What The Bob?, you may ask. Thankfully they answered this question on their web site as "How did we come up with the name What the Bob? In December 2004 we wanted to make a web site so we were thinking of some names and we came up with What the Bob. On April 1, 2005 we launched the web site. We hope you enjoy it." Wow. See how many of their videos you can sit through before hanging your self (Hopefully not David Carradine style. Thats just gross.) Here ya go! Videos can also be found on their Youtube.










Are you still alive???

Wait for it...

This video has the best ending ever for a douchebag lifting weights. M Night Shyamalan couldnt even think this up. And no I don't scour the web looking for people lifting weights. No

Go Cops!

Winter break is finally over and I'm back from my trip home to Iowa. Unfortunately I also brought back some hardcore antibiotic resistant pneumonia (thanks Iowa for 2 weeks with temps as low as -35). While I recover and try to still get to classes, enjoy this gem of a video!