Kid Paints Penis On Rooftop

Upon learning about the capabilities of Google Earth 18 year old Rory McInnes decided to make the flat roof of his parents 1 million dollar house stand out for all to see. Perhaps inspired by the Cerne Abbas Giant (a giant naked man with an equally large erection thats carved into an English hillside and maintained by locals) Rory climbed to the rooftop and within the next hour painted a massive 60 ft penis on the house's roof. This went unnoticed for the next year until it was spotted by a helicopter tour that hovered over the house to take pictures. Considering The Cerne Abbas Giant is regarded as a massive fertility symbol, and couples often have sex on his appendage in the hope of conceiving,Rory’s mother Clare commented "We don’t want any more children, so the idea of sleeping under a giant fertility symbol is rather worrying," and that she dosnt like the idea of couples "hooking up" on her roof. The son is currently in brazil on a break between studies but the parents promised that upon his return home he will be greeted with a bucket and a scrub brush to clean it off. pics below of his "artwork" and of the Cerne Abbas giant. original article can be found at http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2336886.ece